Hipsters

Ahhh yes my friends, the long awaited Hipster ranting has arrived!

I know all of the readers more than likely have an idea of what a hipster is.. if not, let me paint a horrifying picture for you; Greasy, scruffy seemingly unwashed looking hair, generally a plaid top, tight jeans/pants, and lets go with converse on the feet, also carry around Apple paraphernalia and are known to wear beret's/other douche-like head-wear.  Now that you have that image in your dome, let my wonderful hatred flow...  To begin, The whole indie subculture elitist attitude has got to be my biggest pet-peeve of this whole Occupy-era asshat group of insignificant pricks. The fact that they feel the need to mock you for being "mainstream" or not having culture or whatever is completely ridiculous and hilarious to me, given the fact, they wear a style of clothes that went out of "style" long long ago, they drink PBR like its the greatest damn thing ever invented, and swear by apple products... Now I find irony in the fact that whenever I think of Apple and any of their sheep driven products is that of conformity to the masses and what ever costs the most.  Now from what I have gathered in my real life research on this subject is that more than likely these miscreants are at least decently educated for the most part, and can afford to wear respectable clothing, but choose to be the evolution of the filthy hippy.  I will never understand the idea of this, I like wearing nice clothing and looking presentable, at least for the most part. As far as music choice goes, it seems like they are single minded and locked in the mindset that if it is popular, it isn't good.  Now I can agree with the fact that 95% of music today is complete shit and it is making people dumber and it more than likely will just continue to downfall, but I have tried listening to the indie music scene several times, and it seems so stereotypically similar... Moving along to the other big pet peeve that seems to follow hipster-like people... Dubstep; the most depressing thing to be considered music since Bob Dylan.  I'm sure I will get flak for that, but really, I don't care, Bob Dylan is horrible and if you enjoy hearing that mongoloid fart into your ear than I don't even feel bad for you. Back on track, Dubstep, I can't even call this travesty art or music, it is essentially a tangent form techno, which includes "drops" and fucking fax machine noises, it literally takes no talent, you use fruity loops or similar programs to time is up and create horrifying sounds, it has no instrumental qualities and it is pretty much the same type of uselessness as auto-tuning.  I would gladly listen to white noise and a fat guy scratching his nuts before being able to enjoy anything close to dubstep.

In conclusion, if I have offended you with this, then my job is done and you are more than likely one of the hipsters.  So shut your pie hole, go listen to beck and try not to spill that PBR on your fresh plaid, because lets be honest, you are just an emo kid that grew up a tiny bit...  I really do hate you.